A Silly First Date: Brian takes Susan to a nursing home on a first date, claiming they have the best food in town. They sit at a table with Earl, a random resident that Brian has been visiting. When Brian leaves for the restroom, Susan finds out that Earl is only pretending to be senile, and tells her about Brian.
Camp Dum Pa Mof: This is a satire of day camps and the college admissions process. A camp counselor gives apparent unethical tasks to campers and fees to their parents. It is eventually revealed that each action of the counselor has an ulterior motive, to help his campers get into elite universities and help them pay for it.
Honeymoon on a Subway: Two tourists have a conversation with a businessman on a New York City subway that changes their lives. Fifteen years later, they take the same subway ride with his brother.
Spoiler: The first scene takes place on 9/11/2001. The business man convinces the tourists to wait a couple hours before visiting the observation deck. Ten years later, the couple visit the 9/11 memorial with the brother of the business man who perished that day.
Princess Lily and the Greedy Wizard: Princess Lily spends a day riding around her forest on her unicorn Delilah, dealing with the actions of a greedy wizard who is collecting ingredients for a potion to turn lead into gold. The wizard takes items from three individuals, then kidnaps Delilah. Lily and the three individuals set out to rescue Delilah.
Stephen King and the Bangor Recollection: A reporter is interviewing Stephen King about his early career. A fan repeatedly tries to get an autograph from Mr. King, but is stopped each time by an overprotective waiter who protects Mr. King from injury or harassment.
The off season in Santa’s Village: Santa Claus spends the day dealing with off season meetings in Santa’s Village. He becomes increasingly frustrated with the outlandishness of the meetings.
What are you doing for Christmas?: Brian goes to speed dating and meets with four women, all with the same agenda, to find a fake boyfriend for the holidays.
Inside the mind of a statue: This play explores what a statue in the Metropolitan Art Museum is thinking. The play refers to Erastus Dow Palmer’s “The Indian Girl, or The Dawn of Christianity” (Photo included). In the monologue, I hypothesize that the statue has just sent a nude selfie to her boyfriend and is anxiously waiting for a reply.
Koalas Can't Hop: The stork mixes up his deliveries one night leading to a kangaroo receiving a koala joey and a koala receiving a kangaroo joey. Mayhem ensues. The four of them eventually form a family unit. The play is an analogy of the struggle of being a mother to a special needs child
Pride: A gay pride rally is interrupted by an evangelical christian counter protest. Note: This one act is adapted from my play Romeo and Jules. Both are the attempt of a middle aged heterosexual white guy to be an ally and advocate.
Sniper Dodgeball: This includes a pre game interview and play by play for a sniper dodgeball match.
The Prophecy (closer to 20 minutes): Jane seeks an abortion after being drugged and raped. Dr. Forest gives her what Jane thinks is an abortion pill, but is in reality a placebo. After Jane realizes she is still pregnant, she attempts to leave the state to seek an abortion, but is abducted by Officer Forest and his wife because they believe she is carrying the anti christ.
The Westminster Kennel Club Dinosaur Show: Dinosaurs compete for the title of best in show in a parody of dog shows. Note: Only one speaking part.
Waiting for Schultz: A man and his wife reflect on their relationship as they sit in a waiting room until Mr. Schultz is ready for them. The purpose for visiting Mr. Schultz is kept a mystery until he arrives. The play is a look into the life shared by two people in love.